Brett Kavanaugh to throw “giant kegger” to celebrate overturning Roe v. Wade

Anti-abortion activists are celebrating the Supreme Court’s ruling in Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Health Organization, which overturned Roe v. Wade and eliminated the constitutional right to an abortion.

Among those celebrating the decision in Dobbs, according to sources, is Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, who joined the majority opinion in the landmark case. We’ve been told by sources that Kavanaugh is throwing a “major kegger” to mark the case.

We’ve obtained from these sources a copy of the electronic flier for the top-secret event. The flier invites party-goers to:

“If you like beer and love life don’t miss Justice Kavanaugh’s Kegger for Life Bash! Knock back a few and make a toast for the unborn, until your sobriety is as toast as Roe v. Wade. Because life begins at conception — but it doesn’t end until ‘last call!’

“And that’s what Justice Kavanaugh really calls ‘settled precedent!’

“Special guest: Susan Collins.”