Burble Burble Burble… I’m A Coffee!
Hey, you! Good morning, sunshine! That’s a hearty welcome to a new day to you from me, a hot cup of joe. That’s what I am, and I’m excited about it! I’ve come a long way from five minutes ago, when you think about it. I didn’t exist, and a glass of water and some ground up coffee beans did. They were my parents, and now they are dead that I might live, so I have to live all I can for them as an orphan with no one to look after…