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Buried Treasure Discovered Near Confederate Monuments

“Go out and get you some before it’s all gone,” says Doug Holtz.

Photo by Jingming Pan on Unsplash

Archaeologists in Richmond, Virginia were excited to find a time capsule in the pedestal of the monument to Robert E. Lee that was recently removed after a long dispute over its fate. They were even more surprised to find millions of dollars’ worth of Confederate…

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Matthew Thiele

Matthew Thiele

Teacher. Satirist. Scholar. Published in Slackjaw, Points in Case, McSweeney’s, Ben Jonson Journal, and elsewhere. Definitely not a robot. Or an alien.

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