Call Me Shawty One More Time Dawg And I’ma TOP You

(That’s hip hop slang for fellatio, BTW, i.e. Tongue On Penis, get it?)

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“Spill the tea, yo, Chrissy, we so yeet! Tell us why you love being called shawty.”

“Bet, dawg. I’ll spill the tea. Stop wiggin’ okurr?”

I love the way these hip hop dawgs talk to women. Some girls complain, but I just love it because first of all, I am…