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Call Me Shawty One More Time Dawg And I’ma TOP You

(That’s hip hop slang for fellatio, BTW, i.e. Tongue On Penis, get it?)

Photo by Ben Wiens on Unsplash

“Spill the tea, yo, Chrissy, we so yeet! Tell us why you love being called shawty.”

“Bet, dawg. I’ll spill the tea. Stop wiggin’ okurr?”

I love the way these hip hop dawgs talk to women. Some girls complain, but I just love it because first of all, I am



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Christine Stevens

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian. Like me? You can buy me a coffee here: Cheers!