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Chet Hanks Pitches White Boy Summer Movie Ideas
This list will flip your wig, kid!
Big ups, Hollywood fat-cats! Respect!
It be Chet Hanks, the dopest caucasian-rapping Jamaican Patois-speaking son of actor-God Tom Hanks. With my creative juices flowing like Tupac in Juice, I came up with a list of white boy summer blockbuster movie ideas that will flip your lid, kid! So, kick back, chillax, and let me know if you’re vibing with this.
Buds Before Spuds
The year, 1846. The place, Ireland. The problem, potatoes. That’s right, the Irish potato famine is in full swing, and these fools are starving, yo!
Two rival potato farmers––call ’em Jonah Hill and Skinny-Ass Not-Jonah Hill––always be trying to outdo each other growing better potatoes, but now, all them taters is rotten as hell, B! They set off across like England and shit to find some grub for their peeps. That’s when all the comedy kicks off in this zany Irish potato famine buddy comedy.
Police Academy 8: Seniors in Space
Check it. Old people are funny and lovable as funk. Show me someone who hatin’ on The…
