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Chet Hanks Pitches White Boy Summer Movie Ideas

This list will flip your wig, kid!

Photo via @ chethanx Instagram, y’all.

Big ups, Hollywood fat-cats! Respect!

It be Chet Hanks, the dopest caucasian-rapping Jamaican Patois-speaking son of actor-God Tom Hanks. With my creative juices flowing like Tupac in Juice, I came up with a list of white boy summer blockbuster movie ideas that will…

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Ryan Zaharako

Ryan Zaharako

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