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Childfree Lady Dies in Unicycle Accident

Frivolous hobby addiction is killing millions of white women every year, but there is a cure

Photo by Joshua Gresham on Unsplash

Phyllis Biltbong, 56, died suddenly on Tuesday, following a unicycle accident on the corner of Grand Avenue and Teczualexpuc Circle. Onlookers described the surreal scene as:

“Are unicycles even legal in…

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Jean Campbell

Jean Campbell

Writer by day, reader by night, napper by afternoon.