Chinese Government to Replace Cyber-Attacks With Modified MSG in Chinese Restaurants in America.
Beware of the Enemy Within at Your Next Chinese Buffet
A former Chinese government official has shared information with the American media on China’s new plans to infiltrate the States. Qiang Li immigrated to the U.S. last month, and has been outspoken concerning the latest tactics of the Chinese Communist regime. He explained that cyber attacks on the U.S. government and private companies will be replaced with a new plan to strike Americans at their weakest point — food consumption.
“The Chinese government has tried cyber-attacks for years, but the Americans are just too smart in high-tech. But when it comes to eating too much, especially at Chinese buffets, Americans are considered by the Chinese to be some of the dumbest and fattest people in the world.”
Among developed nations, Americans have the highest rate of obesity, while China has one of the lowest. It is estimated that the American economy loses several billion dollars a year due to obesity-related absenteeism. The Chinese are hoping to lure even more Americans into the passivity of obesity, with the goal of weakening the world’s largest economy. The Chinese have developed a new form of MSG that affects fat cells, leptin receptors and other parts of the body associated with weight gain.
China still has many sympathizers among the 5.4 million Chinese immigrants to America. Furthermore, there are 45,000 Chinese restaurants in the States. There are unconfirmed reports of thousands of these restaurants already using the modified MSG in their food. In a sense, the Chinese are resorting to their original method of infiltrating the United States — not with cyber-attacks or spy balloons, but with sweet and sour pork, and spring rolls.
Li further clarified the perspective of China’s government. “The Communist regime will do almost anything to promote the idea among the populace of Chinese superiority. The Americans may still have the biggest economy in the world and the largest military. But they also have the fattest bodies. That’s a clear sign of Chinese supremacy, at least when it comes to body mass index.”
