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Danno the Koala Wants You to Know He’s Made Chlamydia His Bitch

He refuses to let it dominate his life.

Photo by Photoholgic on Unsplash

Danno, a plucky koala from Queensland, has three things every day: a eucalyptus sammie, loads of unprotected sex, and chlamydia. He describes himself as a top bloke who dismisses the chlamydia hype.

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Brian Abbey

Brian Abbey

expat, ex-philosopher, ex-entrepreneur writing on society, relationships, & AI singularities. VICE, Salon, & misc humor sites @brianabbey brianabbeywriter.com