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TV CHRISTMAS HUMOR

Christmas by Ignatowski — (Part Four)

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6 min readDec 12, 2024

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Finally — The End of a Long ago rejected TV script

Jim is about to open the door on his big Christmas Surprise — taken from https://youtu.be/XupFixlDUF8?si=tiXrd1V0Zk6ew9Lk — below.

INTERIOR GARAGE NIGHT

THERE ARE FOUR PRESENTS WRAPPED IN BROWN PAPER
UNDER THE TREE. ONE, LARGER THAN THE OTHERS, IS
OBVIOUSLY A HUGE WRENCH. LATKA ELAINE, AND ALEX
ARE BACK AT THE TABLE. TONY IS POKING AROUND
UNDER THE TREE.

TONY
This is really exciting. The big ones for me.
I wonder what it is. (JOINING OTHERS)
When can we open them?

ELAINE
Let’s wait.

TONY
Oh, why can’t we open them now?

LATKA
Yes. I want to see what I get.

TONY
Come on Alex.

ALEX
I don’t care. Whatever you want.

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