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TV CHRISTMAS HUMOR
Christmas by Ignatowski — (Part Four)
Finally — The End of a Long ago rejected TV script
INTERIOR GARAGE NIGHT
THERE ARE FOUR PRESENTS WRAPPED IN BROWN PAPER
UNDER THE TREE. ONE, LARGER THAN THE OTHERS, IS
OBVIOUSLY A HUGE WRENCH. LATKA ELAINE, AND ALEX
ARE BACK AT THE TABLE. TONY IS POKING AROUND
UNDER THE TREE.
TONY
This is really exciting. The big ones for me.
I wonder what it is. (JOINING OTHERS)
When can we open them?
ELAINE
Let’s wait.
TONY
Oh, why can’t we open them now?
LATKA
Yes. I want to see what I get.
TONY
Come on Alex.
ALEX
I don’t care. Whatever you want.