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Clapping + Highlighting ≠ Reading

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Two of my “followers” highlight and clap for my stuff — often in great big bunches — but don’t read.

I know, because they do the voodoo they do in bursts, highlighting and clapping for several stories in a row with only a minute between their various nefarious acts.




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