Clickbait Thoughts for the Dinner Table

Murad Awan
The Haven
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1 min readJan 8, 2020
Photo Source: Stefan Vladimirov on Unsplash

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Murad Awan
The Haven

Humor writer. Not as gray-scale in real life. Unless it’s a really cloudy day. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/minmic.art