Cloud Composition Confirmed 25 Percent Vape Juice

Paul Nocchi
Jul 24, 2017 · 1 min read

While collecting superfluous evidence that climate change is not a Chinese hoax, meteorologists at the National Weather Service unintentionally discovered that cloud composition is now 25 percent vape juice.

The study shows that by 2020, the United States could experience vape rain, turning an everyday nuisance into a natural disaster.

“We encourage family members and loved ones to talk to each other about vaping,” said lead researcher, Rahm Hussan. “This is an environmental disaster waiting to happen. But the good news is, we know how to contain it and who’s responsible. Seriously, they just cloud chase in public and it’s super annoying.”

Is That Really Necessary?, a Netflix original documentary about the discovery, is in production. It will be directed by Michael Bay.

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