Cocaine Bear: Sequels and Spinoffs

Unsurprisingly, the bear wants more cocaine.

James Klein
The Haven

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Sequels

Cocaine Bear 2: Bear Won’t Stop Talking

Cocaine Bear 3: Bear Wants To Borrow Some Money

Cocaine Bear 4: Paranoid Bear Thinks CIA Can Read Its Mind

Cocaine Bear 5: Bear Family Intervention

Cocaine Bear 6: Rehab Bear

Cocaine Bear 7: Relapse Bear

Cocaine Bear 8: Divorce Bear

Cocaine Bear 9: Found Jesus Bear

Cocaine Bear 10: Sober, Regretful Recovery Bear

Spinoffs

Meth Badger

Ketamine Pigeon

Bath Salt Lemur

Klonopin Marmot

PCP Penguin

Adderall Bison

Weed Beetle

Peyote Armadillo

Ecstasy Camel

Heroin Platypus

LSD Ostrich

Ayahuasca Slug

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James Klein
The Haven

My dog thinks I’m cool. Humor in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, Greener Pastures, and others. All of it at jameskleinhumor.com.