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Coffee Machines Make Me Angry

And people who buy them, too.

Photo by Crew on Unsplash

Really, what is it with you? You sigh and steam and then cough up my coffee through your iron lungs, your never-cleaned pipes all while secretly plotting the end of mankind.

All for the easy sum of a thousand dollars.

Do you have any idea how much coffee I could buy and brew for a thousand dollars? At a going…

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