Colbert Under FCC Investigation For Making Obscene Comments About the Wrong Gender
Late night comedian, Stephen Colbert is under FCC investigation for obscene jokes he made during one of his monologues.
“The only thing [Trump’s] mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster,” Colbert stated on national television.
The FCC stated that it’s not the sexual nature of the joke that has people in an uproar, but rather the target.
“Men are off limits for jokes.” they said in a released statement. “Everyone knows that. When you’re doing comedy on TV the only penis you are allowed to talk about is your own.”
Reports show that many people would have been more comfortable if Colbert had instead aimed his crude joke at women.
“Now if he had said something about Angela Merkel’s pussy, that would have been fine.” the statement continued. “Pussies are hilarious! That would be totally within the boundaries of FCC regulations”
If the investigation find’s Colbert’s remarks to be obscene and outside of the law, CBS could be fined. But the damage may already be done.
“Penises need to be shown respect” explained Senator Mitch McConnell. “You simply can’t attack the President with a penis. It’s un-American. Colbert’s remarks push an agenda to make people think that our President is gay with Putin and that is simply untrue. He just holds a high regard for the penis over the vagina, and that is reflected in our Healthcare Bill.”
