Colin

Colin is a cake … In a box … but not a box cake; Colin is an already. baked. cake.

Pic in public domain for M&S

Colin lives in a green house with a window – but not a greenhouse, like red tomatoes can, but not ham, or ham in a can, like spam. Or Eggs. Or eggs and ham …or spam.

Another Colin, Mr. Colin McEnroe (not John) says SEUSS is not banned. Phew! Kevin McCarthy said SEUSS is banned, but that is…