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Come to My House for Some Lunch and Salmonella

I’ve got plenty

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If people are starving this winter due to food shortages, they can come to my house. There are no shortages in our pantry because my husband buys in bulk.

It used to alarm me. “Why are you buying so much? There’s only the two of us.”

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