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Common Email Openings At Work And What They Actually Mean

And if you find yourself at the gym next to me on the treadmill,

1. “Sorry I’m just now getting back to you…”

I’ve been putting you off for as long as I can. Hopefully it’s been long enough so you’ve forgotten what you asked me for…

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A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk

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Andrew Hutchinson

Andrew Hutchinson

Dad. Husband. Army vet. Enjoy running, cycling, cooking, and guitar.

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