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Confessions of a Non-Car Guy

I really rely on finding a good mechanic.

Cartoon by Lambert-King

I’m not a car guy. The other day I was passed by a Porsche and thought, so that’s what they look like. I’d be hard-pressed to tell the difference between a Mercedes and Camry. I just want a vehicle that will get me from point A to Point B without breaking down. I do want something that looks decent and I like my vehicle to be clean. My automotive wants are simple…



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You probably don't know my name, but have likely seen my work. I'va written for numerous syndicated cartoon strips and my gags have appeared in national pubs.