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Congratulations! I’m Not a Top Writer! in Anything New Today!

Thank goodness.

Kicking it! Flush with success, but hard to maintain one’s position. * * * Photo by Jakob Owens on Unsplash

The performance anxiety is nearly unbearable.

As a 3x Top Writer! in Canoodling, Monkey Pox and Philately, the pressure to perform at the highest level is overwhelming.

Since only 50 writers are allowed in each Top Writer! category (or “class” as I…

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | subscribe & get an email whenever I perish | proudly wallowing in obscurity