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Drumpf Imposter at Large

”If I said it, it wasn’t me,” Drumpf claims

Drumpf 1 walks in Rose garden without noticing Drumpf 2 creeping him. (Haim Zach)

”If I said it, it wasn’t me,” Drumpf told reporters during a press conference announcing his newest list of Supreme Court nominees. Drumpf was in his normal state, pissed off at the world, when reporters refused to rise to the bait of asking why morons with no judicial record — such as…