Corporate Humour — Part 1

Boss will be Boss

Amit Khandelwal
The Haven
1 min readJun 25, 2020

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Source: https://sites.google.com/site/svmstudies

In Indian market everybody looks for discount and hence it is a part of negotiation game. Here is part-I of the Corporate Humour series. A conversation between boss and his employee during lockdown due to Covid19:

Employee: Boss, the market is down, and sales are really low. Can we offer some discounts to lure the customers? Need your advice.

Boss: Let me answer the question by asking you this, what will you do if you were in my place?

Employee: I would shut the company down.

Boss: Okay, give discounts and there will be 50% salary cut of all the employees because of your brilliant idea. 😂

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A few moments later…

Boss: You are fired, my friend!

He: Why?

Boss: The company’s and your vision are finally aligned!

*Boss will be boss, and employee will be employee!!! :P*

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Amit Khandelwal
The Haven

Writer of all things quirky — life, lifestyle, humor, comedy, mental health. writing about small steps that helped me come out of depression.