Craft Beer-Flavored Douche FAQs

Tired of the old “hit and run”?

We’re talking today with Alex Bush, founder of Stayawhile Feminine Products, about the company’s line of women’s intimate preparations. The first creation to roll off assembly lines is Stayawhile Craft Beer Feminine Wash.

Q. What exactly is this product?

A. My company makes intimate products for women but we do it with men in mind. These douches taste like craft beers: India Pale Ale, Coffee Porter, Wheat Beer and others. Our Pumpkin Brew is a big seller right now.

Q. Who is your target audience?

A. Any woman who has ever had to rush her orgasm because she’s worried her man will give up before she “gets there.” So, basically, every heterosexual female on the planet.

Q. Do you have data to back up this claim of unsatisfied women?

A. Oh yes. A recent survey showed that 77% of sexually active women worry about taking too long when receiving oral sex. They know the clock is ticking and he’s only got so much patience. Many ladies will go ahead and finish the job herself after Speedy has fallen asleep.

Q. Sales are going well?

A. Absolutely! We get letters from women all over the world who tell us they have finally gotten the “Big O” from a…