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The Haven

Daddy Longlegs

Takes off his pants for the Lay Psychiatrist

When he walked into the room I thought it was a man on stilts. He had the longest legs I’ve ever seen, so absurdly long that I asked him to take off his trousers so that I could have a better look at them. “Just drape them over the arm,” I said, indicating the yellow chair. “The socks also, please.”

I wanted a look at his toes.



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