Dan Aykroyd Answers the Important Questions!

Dr. Bill Bradley
The Haven
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3 min readJan 28, 2021

A candid Q&A covering the career and convictions of a comedy colossus.

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Q: Should police be militarized?

A: No.

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Q: Should we fear the undocumented?

A: No.

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Q: Do facts matter?

A: Yes.

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Q: Wait, are you sure we shouldn’t fear the undocumented?

A: Yes.

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Q: Do you want a hot dog?

A: No.

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Q: Is there power in a union?

A: Yes.

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Q: Wait, are you sure you don’t want a hot dog?

A: Yes.

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Q: Looking good?

A: Yes.

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Q: Wanna see something really scary?

A: No.

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Q: Should elderly drivers have to retake their road test?

A: Yes.

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Q: Wait, are you sure you don’t wanna see something really scary?

A: Yes.

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Q: Hi, is that Tom?

A: Yes.

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Q: Should we save the bees?

A: Yes.

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Q: Feeling good?

A: Yes.

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Q: Wait, should we save all the bees?

A: No.

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Q: Does lightning in a bottle strike twice?

A: No.

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Q: Can détente work?

A: Yes

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Q: Wait, are you sure lightning in a bottle doesn’t strike twice?

A: Yes.

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Q: Are you a god?

A: YES!!!!!

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Dr. Bill Bradley
The Haven

Writer, comedy person. Finishing his first sketch comedy album. Can be found on all media @drbillbradley. Cite your f*cking sources.