Dating for Garlic Lovers

L.B. Lewis
The Haven
Published in
3 min readAug 31, 2023

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Garlic is not a deal breaker, it’s a deal MAKER.

Photo by Mikhail Nilov

Modern dating has gotten too complicated, too superficial.

There’s nothing complicated or superficial about garlic: It’s 100% natural.

So what if I smell? Isn’t that what pheromones are all about?

Garlic is the original self-care — it has so many benefits!

Honestly, it’s time to get real about garlic.

If given the chance, I would attend a Garlic Toastmasters group, if there was one. And, I would ask Sima Auntie to find me a garlic lover, if I was on the show. And, I would have a garlic-themed wedding, maybe in Gilroy, if someone else paid for it.

Photo by Hamza Sefa Yılmaz

A real garlic lover is one that just doesn’t love garlic but loves love, too. It maybe a little old-fashioned but I believe the love of garlic is one of the best determinants for a healthy relationship. Here’s why:

Rooted in history: Garlic is 5,000 years old. Since it has been around for centuries, and we still enjoy it, this could be good indicator for a long-term relationship, too.

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L.B. Lewis
The Haven

Author of SMALL TALK WITH MYSELF, a 2022 Official Selection of Catalyst Festival and #1 Amazon book. Views are my own. Founder: MonteCristoStudio.com.