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Day Drinking with my Dog

The Chihuahua Conversations

Photo by Danil Shostak on Unsplash

I enjoy day drinking. It gives me the feeling of being on vacation, as if I am doing something only allowed on holiday, even in my apartment with the curtains drawn.

The only problem with it is the way people react when they find out you do it alone. If you and Mike are having a tipple at lunch, you are two rapscallions living your best life. If…

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Brian Abbey

Brian Abbey

expat, ex-philosopher, ex-entrepreneur writing on society, relationships, & AI singularities. VICE, Salon, & misc humor sites @brianabbey brianabbeywriter.com

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