Dead Penis and Other Inspiring Email Subjects In My Junk Folder

Pam Gaslow
The Haven
Published in
3 min readOct 17, 2024

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9 inches banana — the secret to nailing all the p**sy you want. Megan loves eating WOOD more than food.

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Waves of blood flooding your penis tonight — Before you blow your brains out . . . try this!

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Health Alert — what bananas do to your joints.

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Pam Gaslow
Pam Gaslow

Written by Pam Gaslow

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