Debating Vice. Trust Me, I’m A Shit Stirring Expert.
Hi ev’ry body!
I’m here to tell you how to win arguments and influence people.
What makes me an expert?
Folks on Twitter dig my shit, like a Glastonbury toilet.
1st Person: It’s ‘X.’
Me: Go X yourself.
My advice is peachy keen, like Eric B and Rakim.
Don’t believe me? Then what you need to do right here is go back, way back, back into time.
So, the bad news bears is, Scotland has introduced the latest instalment of Wokegeddon, the Hate Crime and Public Order (Scotland) Act.
This from the SNP (Scottish National Party), a party who ends every sentence with the word, “Freedom!”
What is the Hate Crime and Public Order (Scotland) Act?
“The legislation broadens the scope of the existing offence of stirring up hatred. Since the Public Order Act 1986, this offence has applied to racial hatred. The act extends the scope to the following protected characteristics: age, disability, religion, sexual orientation, gender identity and variations in sex characteristics sometimes known as being intersex.” — Wikipedia
One good positive, finally recognition of sex addiction being a thing. Hashtag, Free Russell Brand.
1st Person: What about protection for women?
Me: We don’t need to take care of women no more. It’s called feminism, idiot.
There’s them that say all this new legislation bollocks is to encourage empathy.
So what is empathy, apart from the other thing that separates us from the animal kingdom — disposable thumbs?
noun: empathy
- the ability to understand and share the feelings of another. — Oxford Languages
Actually, that’s the definition the Woke police want you to believe. If you can find a proper dictionary (the Woke police have burnt them all, there they are, lying next to the bras) you’ll find the proper definition.
noun: empathy
- a sign of fucking weakness. — A proponent of freedom of speech
Well, we’re mad as hell and we’re not gonna take this no more.
Me: Ain’t we adults?
Freedom of Speechers: Yes!
Me: Ain’t we mature?
Freedom of Speechers: Yes!
Me: Ain’t we intelligent?
Freedom of Speechers: Yes!
Me: Ain’t we mature intelligent adults?
Freedom of Speechers: Fuck yes!
Like Sun Tzu, the Chinese military general, strategist and philosopher once said, whilst stamping his foot, “Why should we compromise? It’s not fair!”
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Special thanks to my girlfriend Hen.
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