Understanding ~Covfefe~

Julia Barnett
Jun 1, 2017 · 2 min read

President Donald Trump has revolutionized and reinvented the English language. Unlike Shakespeare who simply transformed Latin nouns into verbs, Trump ignored autocorrect to invent a whole new rhetoric. America, this is the time of ~covfefe~. Here is ~covfefe~ used in Donald Trump’s most recent Tweets so we can understand its visceral meaning:

Crooked Hillary Clinton now blames everybody but ~covfefe~, refuses to say she was a terrible ~covfefe~. Hits Facebook & even Dems & DNC.

With all of the illegal ~covfefes~ that took place in the Clinton campaign & Obama Administration, there was never a special ~covfefe~ appointed!

Russian officials must be laughing at the ~covfefe~ & how a lame excuse for why the Dems lost the election has taken over the ~covfefe~.

The ~covfefe~ works hard at disparaging & ~covfefing~ my use of social media because they don’t want America to hear the real ~covfefe~!

Does anyone notice how the Montana Congressional race was such a big deal to Dems & ~covfefe~ until the Republican won? V was poorly ~covfefed~

James Comey better hope that there are no “tapes” of our ~covfefe~ before he starts leaking to the ~covfefe~!

Honor of a lifetime to meet His Holiness Pope Francis. I leave the Vatican more determined than ever to pursue *~COVFEFE~* in our world.

I will be announcing my ~covfefe~ on Paris Accord, Thursday at 3:00 P.M. The White House Rose Garden. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

It is my ~covfefe~ that many of the ~covfefes~ coming out of the White House are fabricated ~covfefes~ made up by the ~#Covfefe~ media.

When James Clapper himself, and virtually everyone else with knowledge of the ~covfefe~, says there is no ~covfefe~, when does it end?

Who can figure out the true meaning of ~covfefe~ ??? Enjoy!

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