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Dirty Nuts & Lickless Balls

Kids say the darndest things

Lukan and my partner.

It’s the school holidays, and so, my brother, Lukan, spent some time with my partner and me in our rural home in New Zealand. These are a few of the funny things my brother said that cracked me up!

As soon as he walked into the kitchen, he said,

“Holy shit, that’s a big oven!”.

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Ramblings Anon

Ramblings Anon

Registered Nurse in SCBU | NZ/Māori | Writer of raps, poems, and other rambles | Lover of music, nature, animals, food, and chess ❤

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