Discovered in the Small Print of Ads for Psychic Readers

Free grain of salt with every reading.

Mr. E___cannot be held responsible for any lack of gullibility on your part.

The cards have a mind of their own. They can't help you if you insist on having one.

Madame S___always proves to be correct in the long run—her predictions are as accurate as any economist's.

The endorsements cited in this ad have been channeled.

On rare occasions, a spirit controlling the ouija board may prove to be dyslexic.

More helpful than flipping a coin—that's our promise.

According to Pew Research, 41% of Americans believe in psychics. If you're not happy with our services, blame them.

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You may not be a suitable subject for psychic evaluation if you read the small print at the bottom of ads. Like this one.