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Do Real People Have Cocktail Parties at Their House?

If so, why am I never invited?

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“Do drop by on Saturday evening. We are having a simple cocktail party. Just a few friends.” This is what I imagine my elegant friend saying to me. I’d arrive in my casual yet simultaneously sophisticated frock.

“What’s your poison?” her husband would say to me with a smile gesturing to his…

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Mary DeVries

Mary DeVries

The older I get, the less I know. That won’t stop me from writing about everything and anything under the sun. Join me in delighting and despairing about life.

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