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I’m Sorry About Your Ugly Baby

Okay — maybe I’m not sorry.

I’m getting to that age where people are no longer asking me when I’m going to have babies; they’re asking why I don’t have babies.

So, I don’t know if anyone has ever told you about babies.

But let me tell you about babies.



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Benjamin Davis

Columnist for Lustery POV. Founding Editor of Sexography. Cofounder of Chill Subs. Traveling word salesman currently living in Barcelona.