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Do You Want To Learn About Dumb People With Terrible Ideas?

Because I can help!

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Hey there pal, you look like the kind of person who would enjoy a good laugh. Maybe you’re even one of those illustrious folks who enjoy reading my column on a regular basis (Thank you so much by the way, Mr. President!)

If so, I’ve got the podcast for you.

Perhaps you feel as though the new audio function on Medium is neat, but doesn’t quite have the biting delivery you’d hope to get from a comedy column the New York Times called “Not published in the New York Times.”

Do you want to laugh until you spew mysterious liquids from corners of your body you didn’t know had holes, and then learn something new and insightful as you sponge up the stains?

Then you should be listening to Dumb People With Terrible Ideas! The only podcast that takes cutting edge social issues and public figures, reduces them to their fleshy pulp, and expertly eviscerates them through narration that sounds like a movie trailer voiceover guy auditioned for SNL, didn’t get it, went back to school, got a PhD in economics, spent 6 years working on a doomsday machine, failed to get the machine to do any dooming, noticed how horrendous this run-on sentence is, repurposed the machine into a podcast mic and pop filter, and directed his ire at the dumbest dickbags to come to the fore since the invention of mathematics.

It’s also the only podcast on earth that can accurately tout little ol’ me as a co-writer! That’s right, season two has begun and I’m on the staff. Buckle up your seatbelts and get ready to hear my written two-car pileups delivered over carefully edited audio, courtesy of our illustrious creator/narrator, Eric.

We’ve covered such topics as:

Russia/Ukraine, Rand Paul, Anti-vaxers, Kanye vs. Skete, and more!

The show is available on Spotify, Apple Music, or wherever you get your podcasts. The show is said to make smart people laugh and dumb people smart. Which one are you?

Be sure to subscribe to my mailing list to stay up to date on my ongoing column, where I’ll be documenting the inevitable “Social Network” style breakup of the podcast and ensuing legal battle to come. Wish me luck!



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TeeJay Small

TeeJay Small

Retired baby, alive from natural causes, secretly 3 comedic influences in a trench coat