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Early-onset Drumpfaholic passed out near the Washington Monument. (Mario Peña)

As the last hours of 2020 pass, researchers of the CDC are expressing alarm over the nation’s latest health threat, The Haven learned only this evening. More and more Americans are succumbing to a disease researchers have named “Drumpfaholism.” The first warning bells were…




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