Does Anyone Know Anyone Named Anne Because I Have Her Package

Please note: Steph is not dead

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Hi Neighbors!

I live at 22 Luxury Lane, just past the house with the white vinyl fence they put up without a permit. I’m hoping this email group includes all of the neighborhood, because I’ve noticed some new residents. Hello to those I haven’t met yet! You may have also noticed that several homes seem to be hosting two families. None of my business! Anyway, does anyone know anyone named Anne who is missing a package?

Best,

Sandy

Hi Sandy,

Are you talking about Anne who lived at the end of my street? Sadly, she is deceased.

Best,

Bruce

Bruce!

That is awful. I had no idea!

But no, I wasn’t talking about that Anne.

Best,

Sandy

Hi Sandy and Bruce,

I, too, am saddened by the loss of Anne. Remember when Steph used to send out community updates? I wish she still lived here. Maybe we should start that again? I would have appreciated knowing that we lost Anne.