Dog Bites Agent — A Hollywood Scene

Phil Witte
The Haven
Published in
3 min readSep 20, 2023

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Photo: Daniel Semenov

“I need work, Jake. I can’t just lie in the sun all day.”

“If there was work for you, I’d get you a screen test, you know that, Sasha.”

She could smell his lies right through his Gucci for Men cologne. “That’s what you’ve been saying for the last two years.”

“Get real, baby. You’re what now — seven?” He shrugged and gave that wide, tight-lipped…

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Phil Witte
The Haven

Writes for Slackjaw, The American Bystander, Funny Times, Points in Case, and a blog for CartoonStock. Cartoons in publications in US & UK. toons.to/philwitte