Don Jr. Opens New Year Selling Bibles on a ‘Rumble’ Podcast with a 7-Figure Contract
My God! Could we have a remake of ‘Paper Moon’ on our hands?
Well, it seems Don Jr. now has himself a seven-figure contract to do a podcast for “Rumble,” the cloud services business that is quite popular among America’s extreme-right crowd. The service (Rumble) is currently most widely known for also hosting Donald Trump’s “Truth Social” platform. Junior started things off by declaring “Judeo-Christian values are under attack,” and is sponsoring his podcast by selling “Made in America Bibles,” all the while claiming “I am both a former divinity student and a full-time podcaster.” Two things that aren’t really true, but as George Santos might say, “who cares?”
Hey, wait a minute — “American-Made Bibles?” Now, exactly what the hell is that supposed to mean? Is this Bible the new “King Donald Version?” And, if so, is it written in sharpie? Naturally, one would assume any Bible put out by a Trump, would be replete with scores of grammatical and spelling errors. Oh well, no problem! I mean, the rubes will never notice the difference, anyway. Just as long as the book was written entirely by Jesus, the greatest American who has ever lived.
So, who says “crime doesn’t pay?” You see, “some folks” will fall for almost anything, but those “MAGA folks?” Well, you…
