Don’t Put a Pea Under His Side of the Mattress

I can’t even feel a hairbrush under my butt, which is why I’m not a princess

Photo by Darius Bashar on Unsplash

“You’re not The Princess and the Pea,” my husband said when I sat on his hairbrush.

His brush was in the car passenger seat, right under my butt. I fished it out and handed it to him.