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Mock up of Trump’s answers to Montreal Cognitive Exam.
Photo of Drumpf’s test shown to Fox News from his iPhone ()

Drumpf “Aces” 5th Grade Smarts Test

”I’m the sharpest rolling pin in the drawer”

“I’m the sharpest rolling pin in the drawer,” Drumpf claimed on a recent FOX interview where he bragged about passing “a mental test of some kind, but it, you know, proved I was smarter than, what’s his name? Running against me? You know, Clinton. Wait. Biden.”




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