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Drumpf Banned from Presidents’ Heaven

Vote by former heads of state unanimous

Lincoln and Washington in front of poster banning Trump
Washington and Lincoln discuss real issues after they post Drumpf’s ban notice. (Freepik)

One week after reporters revealed that former president Donald J. Drumpf claimed he could beat a ticket led by George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, he was unanimously barred from the Dead President’s Club. Although the club has branches in heaven, hell, and purgatory, all three have barred the doors to future membership.

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Phillip T Stephens

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