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The Strutting Cockscombs perform before the newly discovered “original Constitution” (IowaPolitics.com and Gage Skidmore)

Drumpf Finds Original Constitution

All male, octogenarian band of Senators shouts at women

When I think of how little damage happened to an island like Puerto Rico, and how much damage happened to this one, decent, All-American family who single handedly kept the beer industry afloat during the economic depression caused by Obama in the early two-thousands, I can only say, for all of America, ‘Keep on rocking.”

The revised "advice" clause in the original draft.
The revised “advice” clause in the original draft.

The “newly rediscovered absolutely authentic original Constitution the way our Founding Fathers intended, who were men, by the way, not women, and all white because our founding fathers knew the real value of a negro” appears to have been cut into pieces with scissors and reassembled with adhesive tape.

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