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Members of the Drumpf administration are now working under permanent gag order. (, )

Drumpf Issues Staff-Wide Gag Order

”Loose lips launch hurricanes”

After the fallout from revelations that personal Assistant revealed top secret White House information to reporters, Drumpf has issued a staff-wide gag order preventing staff members from speaking to the press, to family, or to anyone about anything that remotely involves his administration.




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