Drumpf fondly recalls his preparation for the Presidency on the school playground.

Drumpf Reveals Impeachment Strategy

Rubs his win in voters’ faces with one-on-one interview

After declaring total vindication following EU Ambassador Gordon Sondland’s testimony Wednesday, Drumpf couldn’t resist rubbing it in by telling everyone how he fooled “the Dopey Democrats and the Gullible GOP.” To add salt to the rub, he chose The Haven to deliver the cruel news.