Drumpf Strikes Out
Hopes to buy more strikes on the open market
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WHILE RAILING AGAINST THE COURT, the jurors, the prosecutors, and his persecutor Joe Biden on Wednesday — despite explicit instructions not to do so — former/current president Donald J. Drumpf posted on Truth Social that prosecutor Alvin Bragg and Judge Juan Merchan have cheated him out of his “strikes.”
“Every other defendant in the whole wide world gets UNLIMITED STRIKES. Just ask any batter in Major League Baseball which is a stupid sport by the way since REAL MEN play golf, although they do sing ‘GOD BLESS AMERICA’ during the five inning stretch which you…
