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Drumpf concludes investigation of Oval Office and declares, “No sign of any crime.” (litchick)

Drumpf to Take Helm of Mueller Probe

”Nobody knows more about the dirt on me than me.”

”I don’t have to kiss the ass of my flunkies, they have to kiss mine. So if I tell Mueller to move over and put me in charge of the witch hunt, he’s gotta move over.”

“The fictional Sherlock Holmes was fictional. I trained the real one. Which makes me better suited to run this investigation than criminal Democrats secretly working for Hillary Clinton.”

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