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Artist’s conception of Drumpf’s brain scan.

Drumpf’s Medical Records Revealed

Brain scan literally turns up empty

“The joke is, there’s nothing to see. Literally. They looked inside his skull and they couldn’t even find cobwebs.”

Another source, however, said the opposite. “The joke is, there’s nothing to see. Literally. They looked inside his skull and they couldn’t even find cobwebs.”

The results of Drumpf’s brain scan. (Michael Vadon)

“It’s like a black hole in empty space, sucking the light from everything in its immediate vicinity.“

The exam shows that Jackson hooked Drumpf to an EEG to look for brain activity, and the results were even more surprising.[1] His EEG was a flatline. No activity whatever. By accident, however, Long informed us, a nurse turned on CNN outside the examination room and his EEG showed an even more startling result.

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