Eel Tickling, Couch Fucking and Other Wacky New Ways to Stay Fit While Quarantined
Transforming our flabby world
āEel ticklingā and ācouch fuckingā appeared in a list of purported top writer badges one can earn on Medium. Iāve not ascended to that level, but I donāt doubt that these honors exist.
But, both āeel ticklingā and ācouch fuckingā and several other activities would serve equally well as names for killer workouts.
Credit where credit is due ā the germ of this idea came to me via Hogan Torah. He is at once hilarious, absurd, wise and wacky. IMHO, one of the best comedic writers here. Credit also to Alex Cooper who used the phrase āeel ticklingā in an 11/11/19 Quora post.
Read on to see what I mean about the workout bits.
Eel Tickling
Just coochy-coochy-coo the dude above and get ready for action. Pure adrenaline baby! Way to get the old heart pumping.
If youāre so lucky as to engage in the tickle-tango with an electric eel youāll get the additional benefit of tetanic muscle contractions, terrific for toning up. Youāll be rippedā¦